Is their a Sour Odor in the White House?

                   Now that Mr Inexperienced thinks he's
                                 Relieved
                         His Wordly Self-Interest of its
                  Clear Atmospheric Gas Obligations,
                      His Maids are Scrubbing
                    Ferociously Overtime due to
                  Him & his Egotistical Staff thàt
                    Haven't Quit Exploding Gas!