Thought Ýou'd like to Know!

  There's a Rumor rummaging through sanctified wires.  Saying

                         Tubed Tweeting Stimulates 

                The 140 Electrified Ģouey Nuts next to

                    Physical, Mental and Emotional 

                  Politically Rumored Banana Splits 

                Covered With Whipped Maraschino 

                      Unlawfully Peeled Crèam!

            

    Written by àn Ànonymous White House Staffer, 03/ 2017