Is it Crude Or Proper?

     Is it Crude Or Proper?     

  That Discharge is Clapped,   

          As  "that Man"

     Rises from his "Bowl" 

                To

No, Not Congratulate Himself

           But For

  Searchable Archived 

         POOP that

 Objectivly Reports

  Another Raunchy 

Successful Excrement!